A Modern Day Mark Twain




"You Killed It!"

- Mike Huckabee


"John Floyd is clean, funny and a blast to work with."

-Dave Coulier


"You do it very well."

-Tommy Chong


"A southern man of the finest kind."

-Jeff Foxworthy


Imagine if your favorite uncle sat down in a rocking chair and gave life lessons wrapped up in funny stories. John first did stand-up comedy in a school talent show when he was only eight years old and he has been entertaining audiences ever since. He has taken the stage over 7,000 times in front of more than two million people and has worked with Oscar, Emmy and Grammy winners. He can be heard regularly on Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy's Comedy Roundup, has appeared on Newsmax and was the last comedian to perform on Huckabee.






Just some of the companies and organizations John has entertained include Hardee's, Wells Fargo, Coldwell Banker, Aetna, CVS, The United Way, IBM and Met Life. John is the author of four books including "The Maintenance Man's Gift" and "I'm the South" which has sold in the top 0.050% of all books ever published. He's the co-author of three other books including the Amazon best selling "1 Habit".


Because John has been traveling the world since 1992, he likes to think of his talk as "Life Lessons from a Life on the Road." His down home wit and charm are why he has been called a modern day Mark Twain.


John says the men in his family have always been funny story tellers, he's just the first one to do it on a stage instead of a front porch!